Then the librarian told me to take it out. My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis?īut the holes in the dialer were too small.The pirate replies, “YARR, It’s driving me nuts!” “Isn’t that uncomfortable?” asks the bartender. A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel attached to the front of his pants.Melt them, turn them into a tire and call it a Goodyear. What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms?.They’re always popping up at inopportune times, and they deserve a good beating. What do you call a bunny with a crooked dick?.I guess it’s because his name is Matthew. My boss told me to stop shortening his name to Dick.What do you call a self-centered penis?.But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around.
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It’s OK to have them, just don’t shove them down people’s throats. What do you call a penis on a beach getaway?.Why did the battleship need a deep clean?.What do you call a man with three legs?ĭo you have a boner to pick with me or something?.It gets hard for no reason, and it is much too short.
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Where does the penis get his workout outfit?.What fruit is good for your sperm count?.What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?.What does the sign on a closed brothel say?.The right knee, the left knee, and the wee knee. Did you know that men have three knees?.What happened to the man who built a penis out of LEGOs?.
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The teacher comes back and says, “Hey! Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!” The teacher leaves the room and Zip gets on top of her desk, Dick goes inside a cabinet, and Pea runs out the window and waves.